Obama Creates Jobs
September 15, 2011
Intense pressure by US president Obama of congress to approve a new ‘stimulus’ bill of about half a $trillion dollars to create jobs for Americans has already worked.
Onyango ‘Oscar’ Obama has been made the new czar for interplanetary relations. In this capacity, the president’s half uncle, will act as temporary ambassador to Mars until full relations are firmly established sometime in 2012.
As the new czar Mr. Onyango Obama is expected to relieve tensions that have recently developed between Washington and the Martian Intergalactic Federation because of illegal aliens. Uncle ‘Oscar’ is an expert in this specialized field because prior to his appointment in the Obama regime he was an illegal alien himself living in the USA for decades.
He is also somewhat of a pain relief expert, having worked in the medicinal field as a state liquor store employee. His years dispensing alcohol and testing its medicinal potency in numerous types and brands, provides a vast knowledge which will no doubt be useful when he arrives on Mars.
During this crucial time president Obama has worked hard to get that half a $trillion. Burdened with his numerous ongoing golf games and extensive vacations never-the-less, he wants to ensure Americans get jobs. By taxing all those numerous $billionaires and $millionaires who are steadfastly preventing businesses from hiring he hopes things will turn around. The president has demonstrated today that good, well paying jobs, can be created and this press conference proves his point.
